Christy Clark: Kardashian in waiting

Vixen (noun)

1: a shrewish ill-tempered woman,  2: a female fox,  3: a sexually attractive woman

Definition courtesy Merriam Webster Dictionary

Great.  Our Premier is officially a Vixen of Vancouver, the 2012 version of a Sunshine Girl.  And just when I thought Rob Ford has made Vancouverites safe from ridicule in Toronto.

There it is in the middle of the arts section of the National Post, The Vixens of Vancouver featuring our Premier Christy Clark and sponsored by Grey Goose Vodka.

The last bit makes sense.  Rumour has it they’re drinking plenty over in the west wing this fall.

It’s not as if our premier’s participation was involuntary.  No, there she is clearly answering the Vixen questionaire, which is just one step above the Miss Universe one:  “Why do you want world peace, Miss Clark?”  “I dunno.  I just do Mr. Trump. I just do.”

Here’s a further sample of our Premier’s inner life: “Dream dinner guests Leonard Cohen, Rick Mercer, Louise Arbour, Margaret Thatcher, Michelle Obama. Words to live by “Get out there, do good, but be great.”Favourite movie It’s a Wonderful Life.”

Is that a dinner party you would not want to be at?

Next thing you know the person she most admires will be Nelson Mandela, because people who can’t do always pick someone who did in hopes a little cred will rub off.

Oh wait, it’s at the bottom. A person living or dead you most admire Nelson Mandela.

Our Premier, a Vixen of VancouverTM.  Maybe she’s preparing for a post election career in reality TV.  Still, will someone please, please make it stop.

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6 Responses to Christy Clark: Kardashian in waiting

  1. Norm Farrell says:

    BC voters will make it stop in precisely 23 weeks.

  2. Reid says:

    I am beginning to get a sinking feeling in my stomach that, despite how unlikely it seems, the Fiberals will do better in the next election than most people think. I sure hope I am wrong though.

  3. Beverley says:

    Ok, so I slept in, and was pottering around feeling old, when I finally settled down to read your latest and always appreciated piece. Can’t stop laughing, giggling and feeling light hearted – thanks for a great start to my day.

    The last sentence just may be the funniest and most poignant line I’ve read about the current state of politics in BC. Ian, you are the best!

  4. Leah says:

    Reid, I’m with you on this. I fully expect to see another 4 years of this continuing filth, with “her” at the helm. Between a mainstream media hell bent on destroying the province by deliberately ignoring the truth in favor of “their version”…and a government who needs at the very least to be charged with treason and found guilty…there’s not a lot of hope in 2013. They’ve proven how far they’re willing to go to hold on to power, and they’ve only begun.

  5. John's Aghast says:

    Why would she want to hold on to power? There’s nothing left, the cupboard is bare. The worst punishment we could serve her would be another four years with nothing to steal or gift her cronies.
    I pity poor Mr. Dix.

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