1: a shrewish ill-tempered woman, 2: a female fox, 3: a sexually attractive womanDefinition courtesy Merriam Webster Dictionary
Great. Our Premier is officially a Vixen of Vancouver, the 2012 version of a Sunshine Girl. And just when I thought Rob Ford has made Vancouverites safe from ridicule in Toronto.
There it is in the middle of the arts section of the National Post, The Vixens of Vancouver featuring our Premier Christy Clark and sponsored by Grey Goose Vodka.
The last bit makes sense. Rumour has it they’re drinking plenty over in the west wing this fall.
It’s not as if our premier’s participation was involuntary. No, there she is clearly answering the Vixen questionaire, which is just one step above the Miss Universe one: “Why do you want world peace, Miss Clark?” “I dunno. I just do Mr. Trump. I just do.”
Here’s a further sample of our Premier’s inner life: “Dream dinner guests Leonard Cohen, Rick Mercer, Louise Arbour, Margaret Thatcher, Michelle Obama. Words to live by “Get out there, do good, but be great.”Favourite movie It’s a Wonderful Life.”
Is that a dinner party you would not want to be at?
Next thing you know the person she most admires will be Nelson Mandela, because people who can’t do always pick someone who did in hopes a little cred will rub off.
Oh wait, it’s at the bottom. A person living or dead you most admire Nelson Mandela.
Our Premier, a Vixen of VancouverTM. Maybe she’s preparing for a post election career in reality TV. Still, will someone please, please make it stop.