Boessenkool: the Vulcan theory

Not only were there no reports and no notes, there were no meetings according to the people in the Premier’s office and the Public Service Agency:

Re: Request for Access to Records
Freedom of Information and Protection of Privacy Act (FOIPPA)

I am writing further to your request received by the Ministry of Citizens’ Services and Open Government. Your request is for:

I request all calendar records – electronic, written, government held or government related in a personal diary – for Ms. Lynda Terras, Associate Deputy Minister and Head of the BC public service agency for the month of September 2012.
I also request all calendar records held by the Office of the Premier related to meetings held in person, by phone or other electronic means with Ms. Lynda Terras or other Public Service Agency employees for the month of September 2012.

I also request all government records relating to the announcement of the resignation of Ken Boessenkool including but not limited to speaking notes, briefing notes, q&a’s and talking points

Although a thorough search was conducted, no records were located in response to your request. Your file is now closed.

Unless…..

The Premier is a Vulcan!  And the Boessenkool investigation was conducted through a Vulcan mind-meld:

A “mind-meld” is a technique for sharing thoughts, experiences, memories, and knowledge with another individual. It usually requires physical contact with a subject, though instances of mind-melds without contact have been seen (for example, in the episode “The Devil in the Dark“). Vulcans can perform mind melds with members of most other species.

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5 Responses to Boessenkool: the Vulcan theory

  1. Lew says:

    When BCChristy showed up for the press conference to announce Kenny’s departure, she had speaking notes. It’s clear on the video. According to the Document Disposal Act, those notes should still be available. Maybe the Vulcan diet consists of large quantities of cellulose and ink…

  2. Arleigh Chase says:

    I briefly studied Russian at university in the mid-80s and had an excellent prof who shared her experiences as an emigre to Canada from Russia via Israel.

    She had an interesting comment on the Russian people’s ability to “read the winds” so to speak, reading between the lines and doublespeak that the central government there spewed. She told me that the Russian people were better able to do this than Canadians and that she even found it more difficult to decipher what was actually going on in Canada versus what the governments’ press releases tell us what is going on.

    It’s the disconnect between what the citizenry expects government to be doing and what the real world practice is. On paper legislation looks good. We are told by news anchors the Freedom of Information Act helps keeps government honest, but in practice it is virtually non-existent. It seems in the modern age, religion is no longer the opiate of the masses, it’s crap legislation that is blatantly ignored.

  3. RS says:

    AH HA! (ha ha…)

    “Approximately every seven years, Vulcan males and females who are bonded to each other experience an overpowering mating drive known as pon farr. Once triggered, Vulcans must have sexual contact with someone, preferably their mate, or else face insanity and death.” Wikipedia

    Young Hamish must be what, eleven or twelve?

    The insantity is setting in.

  4. G West says:

    what about Dyble? this was clearly above Tarras’ pay grade….you need to cast the net a little wider Ian

  5. G.J.W. says:

    Doesn’t really matter. Harper’s henchman Gordon Campbell was so drunk, he drove on the wrong side of the road. Harper rewarded Campbell very nicely anyway, for doing his dirty work for him.

    Boessenkool it is said, was a drunk groper of female staffers. Boessenkool works for Harper and lobbies for Enbridge. Harper could reward him, with an overseas post too.

    Bruce Carson also worked for Harper. He was arrested for influence peddling.

    All dictators past and present need degenerates, to do their dirty work for them. Seems Harper has run out of degenerates. He blew his cover. He now does his own dirty work.

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